Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Here are my “not me” moments of late:
It was not me who called another driver a bonehead when he cut me off. I did not call other drivers morons, clueless, stupid, and…um…various other things when they did idiotic things. I am the most calm, cool & collected driver ever – just ask my daughter!
I did not go to Starbucks and get three of my favorite drinks, after swearing them off for good (trying to eat healthier).
I did not get annoyed with my neighbor for using his leaf blower for 3 hours straight on Saturday. It did not give me a headache, it did not hurt my ears, it did not make me want to go postal on him.
It wasn’t me who flaked out on Superbowl festivities because I really wanted to take a nap.
I did not eat a whole box of Peppermint Bark in two days…I did not.
I did not almost mow somebody over with my grocery cart, who was in my way.
I did not tell my 12 year old daughter she got her wavy hair from the postman, when she said she thought she got it from her dad (don’t freak out…she’s got a great sense of humor).
Gee, this is all I can come up with for now…I guess I’ve been pretty good!