Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Here are my “not me” moments of late:
I DID NOT hurl a green piece of chewing gum out my car window…and two days later I DID NOT discover that it had hardened and stuck to the side of my car door. I really don’t throw anything but gum out the window.
I DID NOT go into Long’s today for a little bag of Malted Milk Easter Eggs. They WERE NOT out of the small bags, so I DID NOT decide to buy the only bag they had, which WAS NOT absolutely gigantic. The nice young cashier man DID NOT open his eyes wide when he saw my enormous bag of candy, and it DID NOT take him two tries to finally get it dragged across the scanner. I DID NOT pretend I didn’t see him struggling, and I DID NOT roll my eyes….nope, never do.
I DID NOT go through the Burger King drive thru and insist that they have burgers on ciabatta bread. I HAVE NOT seen my hubby come home with them before and I WAS NOT thoroughly aggravated. When I came home I DID NOT tell my hubby that they wouldn’t give me a burger with ciabatta bread for him, he DID NOT say, “Sweetheart, that’s Jack-in-the-Box.” I DID NOT feel like a moron.
I DID NOT trip three times going down the corridor because I WAS NOT wearing new tennis shoes and this DOES NOT happen every single time I wear new tennis shoes.
When a dear friend of mine called the other day to say she doesn’t “get” blogs, I DID NOT know what to say. If you’re reading this sweetie, I DO NOT know how to explain further – sorry!
Your Eighty MPH Mom