Annoying Phone Menus
I just discovered this and wanted to share it with you - in case you were unaware.
You know when you call a business or other place and get the eternal menus – chock full of choices? Press “1″ for this, Press “2″ for that, Press “3″ if you’re an idiot, etc. I just called the DMV and went through about three menus (each one full of options), yet none of the options were to talk to somebody! None of their options matched what I needed to know and I got tired of going through more and more menus at every step. I am simply not this patient.
How do you bypass all of this if you just want to talk to someone? Very simple.
This word: ‘jisdguwehrjokjmhjeaqujhpuigrhea’
Or if you prefer you can say ‘boogityboogityboogity’
Of course, if it makes you feel better, you can cuss them out – because it’s just a machine!
You may have to repeat something – anything not understandable, 3 or 4 times but eventually the system will realize it will never “get” what you are trying to tell it you and then you will hear ‘We are having trouble understanding you, please wait for an operator’ or something similar.
Ahhhh much better. It really is gratifying – try it sometime! I no longer deal with phone menus 
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are you trying to make me break ribs to go w my knee lol?!
That is oh, I just love it, thx for the pick-me-up, I am laughing so hard, that's my PT for the day!!!!
I LOVE it!!!! I was trying zero, zero, zero, etc. and sometimes that works and sometimes not. I'm going with your method! You're too funny.
lmbo they don't like my accent and I am saying real words..
Too funny. Kids screaming in the background usually throws them off, too. Or pressing 0 eleventy billion times!
O.K. that is just too funny! I never even thought of doing that! Sadly we are getting ready to put one of these in at work and are trying to figure out how to not get people to keep pressing 0!
I love the picture. Too funny. I usually smash "0" until it tells me to hold for an operator. Of course sometimes that backfires and it hangs up on me.
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OMG! LMAO, you know what is funny is that I actually have done this. LMAO!!!!
That is too funny. I have used this website for a few years now its GETHUMAN.COM and it tells you how to get around each companies automated phone systems and get right to a human, its a life saver.
Love it! I've had this happen to me a few times after I'd started calling it some names
I'm going to try your method next time and just jump right to the name calling!