Well, you asked for it! You may have read my previous post about funny autofill texts, and I have been saving up the new ones, just for you!
TEXT TO MY HUSBAND:
My daughter makes these heavenly peanut butter cups. They are huge – the size of cupcakes, and my husband and I adore them. The problem is, she uses the whole kitchen when she makes them, leaving me little room to cook dinner. So I sent a text to my husband to see if he’d pick up dinner on his way home.
What he received:
What I meant to say peanut butter cups. I laughed and laughed – it just sounded so silly! Of course now that is our new word any time we talk about Peanut Butter Cups.
TEXT TO MY DAUGHTER (we were not home, and she texted saying she is getting a cold and was all stuffed up):
What I meant to say: Rub Vicks on your chest
Funny right? I don’t think you can purchase Vicksburg in a jar, but I could be wrong
TEXT TO MY HUSBAND – SEEING IF WE COULD DO SOMETHING SIMPLE FOR DINNER:
Trust me – I don’t frequently serve musical instruments for dinner.
TEXT TO HUBBY:
And lastly…the other night my daughter and husband went to dinner (I didn’t feel like going). They walked to the restaurant and wanted me to pick them up.
Say what? He was baffled of course, and when he showed it to my daughter she said, “Oh she is saying that she is almost here”.