This may sound silly, but often in this warped little mind of mine, I think to myself how I would like to make a sign for “this or that”. The daily frustrations and annoyances get the better of me (most days unfortunately), and I sometimes think to myself, “Gee if everyone just did things my way, the world would run much more smoothly”. If I ran the world, there would be world peace of course, no sickness and food for all, but also there would be no lines anywhere, no solicitors, no cars in front of me stopping every 2 feet to see if it is where they want to turn (instead of pulling over), etc. Actually these things would require people to have brains. Hmmm – I will work on that. But in the meantime, here are some signs I would love to have:
I would like the above sign, because I get so frustrated with this. I am a planner – I like to know exactly how much time I have before someone is to arrive. More than likely I am cleaning and making myself and my house presentable for them right before their arrival. If they arrive early, they are bound to see me running around like a mad woman, sweaty and all. Who wants to see that? ARGH!
For my dear kitties – I love them with all my heart – I do. But no matter how I set up their litter boxes, they often seem to miss completely. (one cat in particular). Posted right above the litter boxes (I guess I need to teach them to read first) would be a sign that reads:
I’m not a total meanie – this wouldn’t apply to the elderly or handicapped of course. Just those young folks who are purposely going slowly, or those too busy fooling around with their phones to notice that cars are waiting…and waiting…and waiting for them.
That’s it for now! Whew – I feel much better – thanks for listening!
Are there any signs you would like to make?